1 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,375 Morning, Your Grace. 2 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,708 - Geoffrey. - Enjoying the views? 3 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:57,666 Mm. 4 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,083 Shouldn't you be headed back to the house soon, sir? 5 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,625 Your guests will be coming down the stairs for breakfast. 6 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:07,750 And I would like to start the shoot team talk at 9:30. 7 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:13,291 400 years ago, this estate spread out as far as the eye could see. 8 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,333 In every direction. All the way down to the coast. 9 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:18,708 It's been diminished. 10 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:24,041 Year after year. Generation after generation. 11 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,958 First came the apologies. 12 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:28,291 Then came the shame. 13 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,875 Then came the contraction. 14 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:34,875 It's like a rot. 15 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,166 I want it back, Geoff. 16 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,583 I want it all back. 17 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,291 So, we've bought this airfield? 18 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,250 We haven't. His Lordship has. 19 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,125 Through a shell company. 20 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:01,625 100,000 square foot 21 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,833 of weed farm hidden under the hangar. 22 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,000 Perfect cover for distribution. 23 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,750 You grow it under the hangar. Load in the hangar. 24 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:12,166 And then you can distribute to anywhere in the country by plane or road. 25 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,708 Then there's the air shows, the restaurant, the gift shop. 26 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,625 All good ways to clean money. 27 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,375 Espresso martini, sir? 28 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:21,458 Apparently, they start early on a shoot day. 29 00:03:21,541 --> 00:03:23,416 In that case, when in Rome… 30 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,958 Madam? 31 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,708 You know what? 32 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:32,875 Dad might've been right about the Duke after all. 33 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:35,833 It was an inspired idea to mirror what we're doing here in Italy. 34 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:39,041 Growing our product underneath aristocratic palazzos. 35 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,333 Speaking of which, here comes 36 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:43,416 our Italian connection, who's our gateway into Europe. 37 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,000 We've gone international, and it's paying off. 38 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,875 What's with the Spitfires? 39 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:50,833 You never know when a war's going to start, Jack. 40 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,916 Good morning, Mr. Maldini. 41 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:15,291 {\an8}- Buongiorno. - I can take that for you. 42 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:17,833 {\an8}Francesco. 43 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:21,583 {\an8}- Good morning, Francesco. - Uh, but y… you can call me Cico. 44 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:23,125 {\an8}Cico. 45 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,333 If you wanna follow me, Blanket will take care of your bags. 46 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,791 I'd follow you to the gates of St. Peter. 47 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,375 Ciao, Susie! 48 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,666 Susie, Susie, Susie. 49 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,833 So good to see you. 50 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:44,458 Look, there's something of a niggle regarding our business dealings. 51 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:47,041 It's something that really needs to be discussed. 52 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,625 We can talk about it later. We're running a little bit late. 53 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,000 - Contessa, you look divine. - Thank you, Miss Glass. 54 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:54,958 Shall we? 55 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:05,250 Didn't fancy kedgeree, Lord Hawthorne? 56 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,416 {\an8}Oh, no. 57 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,125 {\an8}While I enjoy the flavor of curry at breakfast, 58 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,916 {\an8}it is impossible to trump the kipper. 59 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,666 Mm. I see you've met my nephew. 60 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:15,291 I have indeed. Handsome little devil. 61 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,041 Any word from the father? 62 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,083 Hoping to join us for dinner. 63 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,958 Well, it is wonderful he works for a living. 64 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,166 But he's just like Eddie. He works too hard. 65 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,500 Since when did a day of shooting become work, mother? 66 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:31,666 We're late. But not too late for the breakfast. 67 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,000 Eddie. 68 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:36,833 Eduardo. 69 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:38,166 Ed-weirdo. 70 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,291 How are you, man? 71 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,375 - Ciao. - Good to see you. Come here. 72 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,750 Oh. 73 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,500 I'm so sorry, 74 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:49,208 but my pilot decided to fly into a fucking storm. 75 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:50,875 Somehow we missed the eye. 76 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:54,125 Well, you're here now. 77 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:56,666 It wasn't a storm. He was just being a baby. 78 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,208 We haven't had the pleasure. 79 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,291 So fucking formal. I love this guy, I swear to God. 80 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:03,125 This is my girlfriend, Contessa Isabella Soranza de Parme. 81 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:05,041 - Delighted to meet you. - Your Grace. 82 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,166 - Please, take a seat. - Thank you. 83 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:11,541 Hello. 84 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:15,125 And how do you two fit into this aristocratic jigsaw puzzle? 85 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,750 Don't mind us. We're just here to represent the proletariat. 86 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,541 Oh, how very modern. 87 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:23,625 Well, I must say, you're two glorious-looking specimens. 88 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,750 It's a brave new world, Your Lordship. 89 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:28,625 Oh, what a wonderful accent. Could you say that again? 90 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,416 Come the revolution, brother. 91 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:34,333 Guilty as charged. Spare me. Come, sit. 92 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:36,208 Shall I have a word about the language, sir? 93 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:37,791 I think it would be prudent. 94 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,750 Uh, I was thinking 95 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:44,458 that maybe we could have a little bit of chat with Susie, you know, 96 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,625 uh, before the bang-bang starts. 97 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:49,208 Nothing major, you know? Just a little bit of business. 98 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,083 We'll deal with it later. 99 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,625 Geoff would like us on the pegs by 9:30, 100 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,541 and we wouldn't want to disappoint him, now, would we? 101 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,125 Don't worry, Cico. We've got all morning. 102 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,625 Yeah. 103 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:08,875 All right. 104 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:18,375 He's edgy, Susan. It's concerning me. 105 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,208 So, what is the issue with Cico? 106 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,000 Yet to be determined. 107 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,375 I'm sure it's nothing positive. 108 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,708 I know you're not his number one fan, Eddie, 109 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,083 but he has helped us get a foothold in Italy, 110 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:32,083 a territory beset by monsters around every corner. 111 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:34,375 His efforts shouldn't be underestimated. 112 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:37,125 Fixers are supposed to fix problems, not create them. 113 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,166 I say we give him the benefit of the doubt for the time being. 114 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,750 Meanwhile, you can focus your efforts on snagging yourself a peerage, 115 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,333 as per my father's request. 116 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,625 You leave Lord Hawthorne to me. 117 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,041 Hope we haven't got too many plates spinning today. 118 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,125 No. Shoots are never about the killing, Susan. 119 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,500 They're about the deal-making. 120 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,541 It's an alibi to fuse a collection of disparate rogues. 121 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:06,333 Contrary to logic, the more spinning plates, the better. 122 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,958 People will fly 5,000 miles for a shoot in the English countryside, 123 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,625 and for some strange reason, 124 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,125 are more open to business when they've got a gun in their hand. 125 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,125 Hm. 126 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,041 - Tell me more about your friend. - You'll like Aisha. 127 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:20,083 Clever girl. Aspirational. 128 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,916 Looks after herself and everyone who comes within her orbit. 129 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,166 She moved to the Middle East five years ago to work in hospitality. 130 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,666 Now she's snagged herself a seat at the royal table. 131 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,541 The Middle East is the future, Susie. 132 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:33,625 They build a new world out there every two weeks. 133 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,625 Yeah, I know why you want him here. I like your ambition. 134 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,916 Hello, honey. How are you doing? 135 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:42,625 - This is the Duke. - How do you do? 136 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:45,083 I do very well. Thank you for hosting us. 137 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:49,708 So this is His Excellency, Prince Amir bin Abdullah al-Hadidi. 138 00:08:49,791 --> 00:08:50,625 Well. 139 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,750 Good morning, Sheikh Amir. 140 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,833 Your Grace. Thank you so much for inviting us to your beautiful home. 141 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:56,750 Of course. 142 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,791 - I brought you a small gift. - Ah. 143 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,625 Double magnum of Petrus '09. Very generous. 144 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,458 Why do I get the feeling you might have over-delivered? 145 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:05,750 I mean, he's a sweetheart. 146 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:08,750 Second in line to the throne. Loves a good time. 147 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:12,458 And he's got more money than… Well, put it this way, he's fucking rich. 148 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,125 Never mind me over-delivering. 149 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,500 You never said about your Duke looking like a movie star. 150 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:25,125 - He speaks fucking Arabic? - He gets better by the second. 151 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,166 Your wife? 152 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,625 Business wife. 153 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,250 Amir, we must get you a gun. 154 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:48,500 Why are there so many? A… And why only two barrels? 155 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,333 Give the birds a sporting chance, sir. 156 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,791 - Which one is the best? - The best? Or the most impressive? 157 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,458 Both. 158 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,000 You have your Germans, your Brits, and your American guns. 159 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:04,416 But if you're looking for prestige and heritage, 160 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:07,083 I'm feeling Italian Beretta for you, sir. 161 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,208 They hunt in pairs. 162 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,250 They've been at it for 500 years. 163 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,500 Oldest gunmakers in the world. 164 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,750 You see that engraving? 165 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:22,250 That took a little Italian man two years to etch that pretty picture. 166 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 It's magnificent. 167 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,458 No good in a Chicago gunfight, 168 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:31,875 but absolutely wonderful in the green fields of England. 169 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:40,208 - I feel an erection coming on. - That's the appropriate response, sir. 170 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:44,166 Look at that. Fits like a glove. 171 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,250 James Bond's weapon of choice. 172 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,500 I thought that was the Walter PPK, no? 173 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,708 No, not in the original novel. 174 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:53,041 I think you'll do very well with those Berettas, Amir. 175 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:54,875 Geoffrey. 176 00:10:57,083 --> 00:11:00,833 You'll remember to ensure Lord Hawthorne has a suitably memorable experience? 177 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,166 I'll make sure his arse is drowning in the butter. 178 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,583 - Good. - Anything special for him, sir? 179 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,958 Of course, Geoffrey. 180 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,666 - Only the best. - Oh! 181 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,875 - Lord Monmouth's Holland and Holland, sir? - Exactly. 182 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:15,875 - Lucky man. - Hm. 183 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,791 That would be my weapon of choice, sir. 184 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:31,375 Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. I'm sorry. I don't want to be a pain in the ass, 185 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,416 but, you know, as much as I like my loader, 186 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:38,750 I would like that angel from Essex to load my gun for me, please. 187 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,416 - I'll look into it. - Yes! Okay, grazie. Fuck. Yes. 188 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,125 You might wanna tone down the language. 189 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,875 You're a guest of His Grace, and there's ladies present. 190 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,625 - Just a suggestion. - All right. 191 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,875 Okay, everyone. 192 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,666 Your numbers will be on the bottom of the glasses. 193 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,000 That will be your peg number for the day. 194 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,750 - Your Grace? - Bottoms up. 195 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,291 - Cheers. - Chin-chin. 196 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,416 Loaders? 197 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,500 Good shot, sir. 198 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,375 I don't understand how I'm missing. 199 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,125 Don't worry, sir. I'm sure you'll get them in the next one. 200 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,750 I must say, you're very good at this, Jack. 201 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:52,125 Well, you can show me your appreciation in your tip, sir. 202 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,458 You've got to at least try and hit one, mother. 203 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,958 Darling, you know, you've become very bloodthirsty 204 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,958 since you left university. 205 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,333 Forty. 206 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:06,375 - Aisha! I want one of these. - You want one of what? 207 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,375 - One of these! - Then you shall have one of these. 208 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,000 Greedy cunt. 209 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:17,833 Thank you. 210 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,625 Thank you, sir. 211 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,041 You shoot beautifully, Bella. 212 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,291 Thank you. You shoot like a god. 213 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,416 Jack, I must say, you were absolutely wonderful out there. 214 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,000 You put me right at ease. 215 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,875 I tell you what, shall we be very naughty boys and have one more? 216 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:46,458 - You've read my mind, Your Lordship. - Thank you, Jack. 217 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:47,541 Eddie! Eddie. 218 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,375 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 219 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,250 What a wonderful drive. 220 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,125 The birds just kept coming at me, wave after wave of them. 221 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:59,083 You did yourself proud, Lord Hawthorne. Nothing much got past you. 222 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,916 I did shoot rather well, if I say so myself. 223 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,375 You did indeed. 224 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,708 Will you be heading to Scotland this summer? 225 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,291 Chance'd be a fine thing. 226 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,250 Too much going on in the corridors of power. 227 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,500 Mm, yes. I heard about Lord Bramlingham's death. 228 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,750 - Wasn't it shocking? - Shocking indeed. 229 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,541 I suppose you'll be looking to fill the position? 230 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:21,166 It's not often that a spot for a hereditary peer comes up. 231 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,166 Any idea who might get it? 232 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,666 We're drawing up a short list this weekend. 233 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:34,958 You know, you and I, we should have a drink before dinner. 234 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,916 I've always been fascinated by the inner workings of Parliament. 235 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,708 Have you, indeed? 236 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,333 Mm. 237 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,166 Right. These birds aren't gonna kill themselves. 238 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:03,458 You might want to miss one or two. You're making the Italian look bad. 239 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,291 - Do we have a problem with that, Geoffrey? - I don't, but I think his ego does. 240 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:11,083 Oh. Well, we might have to lie on the count, Geoff. 241 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,416 Things have been good between us, yeah? 242 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,791 This time last year, we had nothing. 243 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,083 But since we started that little farm 244 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,541 under the Contessa's palazzo estate, my God! 245 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,833 You guys nailed it. 246 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,708 Six more farms in less than a year. 247 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:30,083 You said there was a problem. Why don't you enlighten us? 248 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:34,583 Yeah. There is a real problem. The problem is, uh, Marco Moretti. 249 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,500 Sorry, what? 250 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,166 Marco Moretti? 251 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,875 What the fuck is Moretti doing in this conversation? 252 00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,083 We need to talk to him. 253 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:48,458 The reason we talk to you is so we don't have to talk to El Capo Dei Capi. 254 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,416 I know, but then he started sniffing around. 255 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,833 He found out we are growing marijuana under the Contessa's palazzo. 256 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:59,375 Marco is her godfather. He was always going to find out. 257 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:03,541 And now he wants a piece of it. Otherwise, he's gonna rip it out of the ground. 258 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,541 {\an8}Hold on. Hold on. We're spiraling here, Cico. 259 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,833 You pushed us out of an aeroplane without a parachute. 260 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,541 You told us you could keep Marco out of this. 261 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,166 Where's our Mr. Consistent? Where's our Mr. Reliable? 262 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,583 It's Italy. Everything is a surprise, all right? 263 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,541 This is why you have me. Okay? So I can stop the crisis. 264 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,000 How much to stop the crisis? 265 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,916 Like, 266 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,250 forty a year? 267 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,166 Forty what? 268 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:33,541 Forty lira? Forty winks? Forty lashes? Forty nights in the desert? 269 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,125 Forty fucking what, Cico? 270 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,625 Forty million euros, obviously. 271 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:40,208 - Okay, that's it. We're off. - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. 272 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,500 Okay. Fine. Obviously, you know, 40 is unacceptable. 273 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,625 - Mm. - But this is why you pay me. 274 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,875 I have a… a solution. 275 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,250 Well, it's a pretty big fucking problem, Francesco, 276 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,000 so it better be a big fucking solution. 277 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:59,000 Well, um, how familiar are you with the works of Botticelli? 278 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,541 A small picture of his is coming up for sale 279 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,500 at an auction house in London. 280 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,625 - Marco is obsessed with his work. - It's a punchy ask. 281 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,791 Six million's not much if it has the desired effect. 282 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,875 Marco Moretti runs a serious organization. 283 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,875 Extortion, kidnap, torture, they're into all of it. 284 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,583 And they've got heavyweight backing from church and state. 285 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,791 Look, I'm not questioning the power of Marco Moretti. 286 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,166 I understand the nuance and sophistication 287 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,750 of buying a painting by his favorite Renaissance artist. 288 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:34,833 My question is whether or not Cico is the most effective method to access him. 289 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:38,000 I know you don't like him. I like him even less than you do. 290 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,416 But we've got to keep him on side. At least in the short term. 291 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,500 Anyway, you don't have to like everyone you work with. 292 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,083 I know who you do like. 293 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:54,333 - What does that mean? - It can mean whatever you want it to mean. 294 00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,791 Ten-minute warning, everybody. Ten minutes. 295 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,208 Thank you. 296 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,041 Oh! 297 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,541 Cico! 298 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,583 Cico! 299 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,583 Hold the line! 300 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,791 Cico. Cico? 301 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,208 Is he dead? 302 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,416 Hm. He'll be all right. 303 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,375 A partridge hit him on the head. Doesn't usually kill 'em. 304 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,416 "Usually"? 305 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,916 Cico? Cico? 306 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,791 The man's a buffoon. We shouldn't be buying the art. 307 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,416 If you're lucky, he won't recover from the aerial assault. 308 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,250 - Chicken tried to murder me. - Focus on Lord Hawthorne. 309 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,875 He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling old pile. 310 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,083 Shouldn't be too hard. 311 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,916 Mm. 312 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:27,833 I know I look like a useless old fruit, but I do know when I'm being worked. 313 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:32,125 The birds, the food, the Petrus. 314 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,541 I get it. 315 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,583 And I'm… …very grateful, Eddie. Really, I am. 316 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,750 But I… I know what you're up to. 317 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,791 I'm being greased. 318 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,083 I'm being lubed. 319 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:48,416 In the hope that I might support your efforts to become a hereditary peer. 320 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,666 Well, you're an important man, Lord Hawthorne. 321 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:57,041 It's only fitting that you should receive the appropriate embellishments. 322 00:19:57,916 --> 00:20:00,708 And I suppose the reason you want this position 323 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,541 is so that you can influence a key piece of legislation 324 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,958 proposing the decriminalization of marijuana. 325 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,041 Why would I care about that? 326 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,166 I've no idea, Eddie. 327 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,958 Whatever your reasons, they are no concern of mine. 328 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:19,083 No, what interests me is the number you think I can be bought for, 329 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,833 so let's not waste any more time. 330 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,041 What number did you have in mind? 331 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,291 He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling old pile. Shouldn't be too hard. 332 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,291 What are you thinking of opening with? Two mil? 333 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,250 Oh, God, no. Something like £100,000. 334 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,666 Don't be ridiculous. 335 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,333 £50,000? 336 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,666 You'd be surprised what political bureaucrats will do for cash. 337 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,375 If you can pull that off, next meal deal's on me. 338 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,541 I am afraid that is a little out of my league, Lord Hawthorne. 339 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,541 Feel free to enjoy the rest of the Petrus. 340 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,458 Thirty-five. 341 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,458 Twenty-five. 342 00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:58,625 Thirty. 343 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,291 {\an8}For that, I need your endorsement of my nomination as a hereditary peer, 344 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,458 along with the support of the crossbenchers, 345 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:13,000 who will happily go along with you if you ask them nicely, 346 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:17,125 thus guaranteeing me a seat in the House of Lords. 347 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,958 Any further assistance I may need 348 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:21,500 in terms of influencing specific legislation, 349 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:25,208 well, that will be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. 350 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,583 Well, that sounds reasonable. 351 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:37,500 Oh, there is one other provision that I'm afraid I must insist on. 352 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,416 And what's that? 353 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,833 Jack. 354 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,541 Uh, Jack? 355 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,000 Jack the loader. 356 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,916 I'm interested in him. 357 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,958 Right. Interested in him in what way? 358 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,708 Anthropologically. 359 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,333 He's a rare creature, Eddie, 360 00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,166 who seems to possess 361 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:05,000 the wild vitality of some long-forgotten primal man. 362 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,333 Well, I'm sure something can be arranged. 363 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,500 Hm. 364 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,833 Good evening. 365 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:21,000 I hope you've enjoyed your day's sport at Halstead Manor. 366 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,958 Today's bag, sir. 367 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:27,000 120 partridge, two wood pigeon, 368 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,375 and one Italian businessman. 369 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,208 The bad news is, 370 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:35,666 Your Lordship gets the wooden spoon for 94 shots and not a lot of feather. 371 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,375 I blame my instructor, Geoffrey. 372 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,666 I will have a word with him myself, sir. 373 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:41,791 The good news is, 374 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,625 Her Ladyship has redeemed the family name. 375 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:48,416 She shot ten birds on the bounce, and best dressed in the field. 376 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,875 - Hear, hear. - Thank you. 377 00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:54,666 Your Grace, Your Ladyship, ladies and gentlemen. 378 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,833 - Thank you. - Thank you. 379 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:04,958 I wanted to propose, um, a toast to 380 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,625 Eduardo, the most generous host. 381 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:12,208 It's so incredible to be invited over to England 382 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:19,000 to share in your ancient tradition and your inspirational visions 383 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,250 for a brighter future. 384 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,041 His Grace. 385 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,208 Eddie. 386 00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:28,416 Hear, hear. 387 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,000 - Right, shall we? - Yes. 388 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,083 Why didn't you drink? 389 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:38,375 Ah. Not really the done thing when it's about oneself, eh? 390 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,000 We've already broken with custom. 391 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:43,458 It's hardly the done thing to propose a toast before we've even sat down. 392 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:45,208 You think Cico's uncouth? 393 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,208 Lord Hawthorne was merely, um, highlighting the differences 394 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,500 between Italian and English tradition, right? 395 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,208 He is uncouth. 396 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,625 I think the gamekeeper got it wrong. 397 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:01,291 If it was up to me, I would give you the best dressed award. 398 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:05,125 Cico's idea of class is giving me a stripy lion for my birthday. 399 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,125 - You mean a tiger? - Whatever. 400 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,541 - Sabrina, darling. Will you excuse me? - Yes, of course. 401 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:13,916 - Aisha, can you join me for something? - Right behind you. 402 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,333 Not having much luck with the birds today, are you, Cico? 403 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,333 - How did you two meet? - At a party. 404 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,375 He was selling cocaine. 405 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,000 Well, at least that's not a cliché. Were you buying? 406 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,333 God, no. 407 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:31,708 I know you think he's gauche and clumsy, but he's ambitious. 408 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,750 A trait I find attractive. 409 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:34,791 Hm. 410 00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:38,375 The clumsiness of that ambition is a work in progress though. 411 00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:43,000 You seem to elicit his insecurity, and he can be volatile. 412 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,416 What about you, Eddie? What are your ambitions? 413 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,541 Mine? 414 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:52,291 Well, how do you know I'm not a feckless aristocrat 415 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:54,291 willing to live off his dwindling asset? 416 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,833 'Cause there's nothing feckless about you, Your Grace. 417 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,500 Well, you give me the benefit of the doubt. 418 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:03,791 I do. 419 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,375 Sorry, can I help you? 420 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,708 I don't know. 421 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:34,416 Can you? 422 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,250 Are you lost? 423 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:40,416 Yes. I think I'm in a dream. 424 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,291 This is the most beautiful machine I've ever seen. 425 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,041 Well, then. 426 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,958 Let me wake you up from this dream. 427 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,166 Mm-hmm. 428 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,500 - Darling. - Darling. 429 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:02,625 Bag, sir? 430 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,916 Jolly kind of you, Mr. Lawrence. Sorry I'm late. 431 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,041 - Sorry for this ghastly attire. - Mm. 432 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,250 A couple of complications at work. Have I missed my boy? 433 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,416 I've literally just put him down. 434 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,541 Come. Come, you must be famished. 435 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:22,875 I'm not going anywhere until you tell me who that wonderful vehicle belongs to. 436 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:26,208 But after all that, it turned out he was an erotic dancer from Corinth. 437 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,958 I know who you are. 438 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,750 Do you know how many bodies of the Mark VI Drophead Coupé 439 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,416 were actually built by Franay? 440 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,166 Um, uh… 441 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,250 - Not very many? - Eighteen. 442 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,500 How do you do, Lord Hawthorne? I'm Nanny Asante. 443 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,458 But you can call me Nanny. 444 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:46,166 Your car is a jewel. An absolute jewel. 445 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,125 Oh, thank you, Nanny. 446 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,666 In which case, you must take her for a spin tomorrow. 447 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,083 I couldn't. I shouldn't. 448 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,541 But I must. 449 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:58,916 Where did you two meet? 450 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,125 Nanny is a rather outstanding soldier. 451 00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:05,958 He was awarded the military cross for his extraordinary bravery in combat. 452 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,166 They met at our Sandhurst Commissioners Ball. 453 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:11,166 - Nanny and I were commissioned together. - I was Eddie's date. 454 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,916 The '95, sir. Your favorite. 455 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:19,625 Thank you, Mr. Lawrence. Be a love and also make sure the jacket is pressed. 456 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,000 Very good. 457 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:23,125 You should think about children, Edward. 458 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,958 Don't want the estate to fall into the hands of that brother of yours. 459 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:28,541 - Where is he, by the way? - Well, he's recuperating. 460 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,333 Oh, what was the poison? 461 00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:35,250 Ah, too many and too varied to discuss at dinner, I'm afraid. 462 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,541 Well, people think that he just looks after the horses. 463 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:54,416 But in actual fact, the King's Equerry is the aide-de-camp to the sovereign. 464 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,625 Nanny is basically the King of England's right-hand man. 465 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,750 Don't tell my boss. He'll try and poach him. 466 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:05,833 Anything the English king likes, he wants. 467 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,125 Well, I'm sure they'd get on like-- 468 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,583 Wine. Wine, wine, wine. 469 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:16,125 Can I offer you a new glass? It's a new wine. We're on to the Mouton. 470 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,791 - And I was… - Right. 471 00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:22,625 - What happened to the Masseto? - I'm afraid it's finished. It's a 1989. 472 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:23,541 Ah. 473 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:28,791 Yes. It's not at all musty, if that's what you're worried about. 474 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:40,791 Right. 475 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,625 The wine is corked. 476 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:09,666 Mr. Lawrence. 477 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,958 Do you know, 478 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:16,708 my father-in-law, he once sent back six bottles on the spin. 479 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:22,333 But it turned out that he'd had a stroke and he'd lost all sense of taste. 480 00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:25,083 Well, it did come back a couple of days later, 481 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,958 but it was £20,000 straight down the toilette. 482 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,333 Maybe you've had a stroke, Cico. How about that? 483 00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:34,833 You're right. 484 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,250 The wine is corked. 485 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,333 Would you care to select another with me? 486 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,291 There's no Italian wine here. 487 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:52,041 Well, I can ask them to send up a bottle of Barolo Riserva, if you like. 488 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,791 Unless you think it might be a little, uh, rich. 489 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,083 You don't like Italian wine, huh? 490 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,916 On the contrary. I thought the Masseto held its own. 491 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,416 But you pulled your face just then when you said "rich." 492 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,666 It's like Italian wine isn't as good as French or something like that. 493 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,708 French wine is generally superior to Italian. 494 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,666 Italians attempt to ape 495 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:15,750 what the French have been doing superbly for the last 800 years. 496 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,083 "Ape"? 497 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,500 Like a monkey? 498 00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:25,375 So, you think Barola Riserva is a monkey wine? 499 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,083 Well, I didn't say that. 500 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:29,500 I'm sorry, my friend, but that's what you said. 501 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:35,833 You think Italian wine is inferior and it's only fit to be drunk by monkeys. 502 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:38,208 Well, maybe you have a point. 503 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:41,416 All I'm saying is, Italians invented the wine. 504 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,916 The French were sucking off their donkeys 505 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,541 when the Romans came and taught them the process of the winemaking. 506 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:52,750 The French would be drinking their own piss if it wasn't for us. 507 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,125 Delightful. 508 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,125 The wine wasn't corked, Cico. 509 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,750 It was the best wine of the evening, and you know it. 510 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:06,208 - Are you questioning my judgment? - Yes, I am. 511 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,416 The wine wasn't corked. 512 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,666 If I say it's corked, then it's corked. 513 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:17,666 I'm Italian, and I can trace my bloodline back until the time of Michelangelo. 514 00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:22,416 So again, are you questioning my judgment? 515 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,291 Your judgment's hardly watertight. 516 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:27,875 You bought your girlfriend a pet tiger for her birthday. 517 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:31,250 And I wouldn't play the antiquity of the bloodline game if I were you. 518 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,958 And now I have a blood of a peasant? 519 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,958 Oh, Cico, 520 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:43,083 if you were a peasant or an aristocrat, you'd be something, but you're neither. 521 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,791 You were born out of the morass of mediocrity. 522 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:50,208 You are the witless son of a used car dealer 523 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:55,375 who made his money selling Fiat 500s in suburban Turin. 524 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:31,166 Oh, my son Tim Was a bosun's mate 525 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:35,208 He could blow the whistle But he never ran a rate 526 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:38,208 When the thought of his mother Came into his head 527 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:41,958 You couldn't understand one word he said With your too-ri-ra 528 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:45,500 Fol-the-da, whack fol-the-doodle 529 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,958 Well, up comes Tim without any legs 530 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:53,166 And in their place He had two wooden pegs 531 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:56,333 Well, was it walking across the sea 532 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:58,333 Wore your two fine legs From the knees away? 533 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:01,625 With your too-ri-ra Fol-the-da, whack… 534 00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:02,708 Duke's here. 535 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,791 When you put the birds in Lord Hawthorne's car, 536 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,708 make sure he gets the brace of grays. 537 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,541 And add this too. 538 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,833 Double magnum of Petrus? 539 00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:16,333 That should do the trick. 540 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:17,791 I'll do it straight away. 541 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:19,875 In your own time, Geoff. 542 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,458 When I left my two fine legs behind 543 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:27,041 When up came a bloody great… 544 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:29,375 Straighten things out with the Italian? 545 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:30,791 Man's a disaster, Susie. 546 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,291 - And I smell a rat with the Botticelli. - Hm. 547 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:36,583 We've only got his word that that missile will reach its destination. 548 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:40,750 I know you don't wanna buy the Botticelli. Either way, we need to speak to my father. 549 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:41,666 Hm. 550 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,708 Get anywhere with Lord Hawthorne? 551 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,125 - Well, we have a number. - Do I owe you a Happy Meal? 552 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,625 But there's a small caveat. 553 00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:53,250 - Caveat? - Hm. 554 00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:55,875 He's taken an interest in Jack. 555 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,416 Right, what sort of interest? 556 00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,916 An anthropological one. 557 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:02,041 What does that mean? 558 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:02,958 Well, 559 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,291 he wants to, uh, take him for dinner, maybe to the opera, 560 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:09,458 and then, uh, you know, 561 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,333 wank him off a bit. 562 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,625 Hm. 563 00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,250 That shouldn't be a problem. 564 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,083 I'll leave it to you to tell my father 565 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,583 that his son needs to bring a peer of the realm to orgasm. 566 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,916 You leave it with me. 567 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,791 Fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum 568 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,958 You ever heard of the myth of the Bannik? 569 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:35,875 Yeah. 570 00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:38,125 The shapeshifting spirit 571 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:42,000 that supposedly frequented the steam rooms of Northern Europe. 572 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,625 The story goes that your Bannik, well, he's a… 573 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,208 he's a mischievous kind of spirit. 574 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:57,291 Sometimes he appears as a naked little man stroking his beard, smoking a pipe. 575 00:34:57,791 --> 00:35:00,041 But you be careful 576 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:03,416 that you don't invite in other kinds of spirits. 577 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:09,208 If you're asking his advice, you gotta make sure you pay him his due. 578 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:11,041 Otherwise, uh, 579 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,625 he can get up to all sorts of mischief. 580 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,125 Fortunately, 581 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,208 there are 582 00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:22,833 other rituals that you can use that appease the Bannik. 583 00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:25,541 Now, these rituals range from 584 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,125 smothering a black-feathered chicken 585 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:31,708 and burying his unplucked corpse under your steam house, 586 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:33,375 or you can just 587 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:37,708 offer him a fir branch when you've finished your steam 588 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:39,833 and say thank you. 589 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,875 But you gotta be sure you pay him. 590 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,166 Now, your Bannik, he does have his uses. 591 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,708 And what would those be, Father? 592 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:51,000 Well, he can see into the future. 593 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,166 I'll show you how to do it. 594 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:57,583 Oh. 595 00:35:57,666 --> 00:36:00,166 Now, you stand with your back to the furnace, 596 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,000 which you leave half open. 597 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:07,458 Now, you ask the Bannik a question, any question you want, 598 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:13,000 but the Bannik, he won't answer you directly, you see. 599 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,708 He can't talk. He can only touch. 600 00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:18,041 Now, if it's a good omen, 601 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:21,916 you'll feel his little hand pat you on the back. 602 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:24,416 But if it's a bad one, well, 603 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,916 he'll scratch you with his sharp little claws. 604 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,333 And what question did you ask him, then? 605 00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:37,500 I asked him about the emergence of the Mafia boss, Marco Moretti, 606 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,666 and this business about the picture. 607 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:43,416 Right. And what exactly did this Bannik say, then, Bobby? 608 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:48,500 Do I buy the Botticelli for Marco Moretti? 609 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,750 The Bannik gave my back a lovely little fucking rub. 610 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:02,625 - Hm. - You ought to buy him that picture. 611 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:04,000 Well, my concern is, 612 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:08,250 despite our early success that we've enjoyed in Italy, 613 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:11,083 Cico, he remains sloppy and unreliable. 614 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:15,000 But if he smooths out the business with Moretti, 615 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,958 then he's getting the job done. 616 00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:19,416 Buy him the fucking picture! 617 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,708 The Bannik has spoken, okay? 618 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,708 Loud and clear. 619 00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:28,291 Right, let's have a little coffee break. 620 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,833 - Georgie? - Yes, guv'nor? 621 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:40,625 Do me a piccolo espresso from the Marzocco. Sling it in the hot room. 622 00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:43,041 - Leave it with me. It's in the post, boss. - Lovely. 623 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:51,041 Now, I know you've got your reservations about Cico, 624 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,916 but he's boots on the ground. 625 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,958 I want you to work with him on this. 626 00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:58,875 - Sure thing, Dad. No sweat. - Mm-hmm. 627 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,916 So, how's the old plan going, getting the Duke into the House of Lords? 628 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,666 Once we've resolved the Jack and Lord Hawthorne sitch… 629 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,625 We're confident we're gonna work it through. 630 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,208 He's the right person to talk to. 631 00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:10,500 Well, that's good. 632 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,416 'Cause I need you in there. 633 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,166 We're killing this bill. 634 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,750 No ifs or buts. 635 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,666 Right, well, I'm fucking freezing out here. 636 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,833 I'm gonna go in and have my piccolo espresso. 637 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:27,291 - You keep me informed. - Of course. 638 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,625 Love you, babe. 639 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:35,541 He's getting worse, Susan. 640 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,166 No. He's just winding you up. Bit of fun. 641 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:41,333 He's making decisions based on the advice of a mythical creature. 642 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:43,291 Like I said, fun. 643 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,583 Ladies and gentlemen, 644 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:47,208 a very warm welcome to Beaumont's for today's auction, 645 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,625 led, of course, by a very special piece by a true master, 646 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:53,875 Botticelli's Virgin and Child Enthroned. 647 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,541 Previous owners include Philip II of Spain, 648 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,666 the Duke of Orleans, and Louis XV. 649 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,791 - It's currently owned by an anonymous… - Susie! 650 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,416 I haven't seen you in ages. 651 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,833 Afternoon, Joseph. It has been a while. Um, this is Eddie. 652 00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,500 - Joe Green. - Pleased to meet you. 653 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,625 - Art world, is it? - Well, today it is. 654 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:15,500 - What brings you to Inglaterra? - Selling a couple of pictures. 655 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:18,333 - Didn't know you were a collector. - Easy way to move money. 656 00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:20,833 That's how it started, and now I've got a taste for it. 657 00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:23,416 I hope we're not gonna be bidding against you for the Botticelli. 658 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,291 Oh, no. No fear there. 659 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:27,500 I'm not really an early Renaissance man. 660 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:28,958 - Right. - How's your brother? 661 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,583 - Good. He's outside. You should say hello. - Oh, yeah, I'll do that. 662 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:34,791 And your dad? 663 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,250 Six years into a ten-stretch. 664 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,541 It looks like they'll be letting him out on good behavior. 665 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,375 Bit strong for the puff game, innit? 666 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:43,208 It weren't the puff that cuffed him. Tax returns. 667 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:44,500 Gets the best of them. 668 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,750 - Make sure you give him my best. - Mm. 669 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,375 You still on the same number? 670 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:50,833 Well, call and find out. 671 00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,333 Yeah, I might do that. 672 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,583 Might look forward to it. 673 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,416 Edward. 674 00:39:58,916 --> 00:40:01,583 Well, that was, uh, emotional. 675 00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:02,916 What? 676 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:06,208 Well, clearly some history, I assume. 677 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:09,333 - We don't need to go there. - Now I'm definitely gonna go there. 678 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,583 - A very handsome young man. - We can stop talking about this now. 679 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,541 - So, does he have a big cock? - Eddie! 680 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,000 If everyone is ready, 681 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:20,291 we will start bidding for the marvelous Botticelli, 682 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,583 shown here on my left, 683 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:24,000 the Virgin and Child Enthroned. 684 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,791 Right, ladies and gentlemen, 685 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,000 we'll start the bidding here today at £2,000,000. 686 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,916 I think he is interested in you. 687 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,750 - £2,000,000. Thank you. - Move on. 688 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,541 - Two million five. - Sexually. 689 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,375 - That's enough. - Two million five. Thank you. 690 00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:40,125 £3,000,000? 691 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,291 - He's definitely gonna call. - I said that's enough. 692 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,916 Well, it might do you some good. Must have been a while. 693 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,708 Don't worry about me. I do just fine. 694 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:49,250 - I think there's some chemistry there. - Oh. 695 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:52,166 £4,000,000. Thank you, sir. At £4,000,000. 696 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,333 - Four million five. Thank you, madam. - Jealous? 697 00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:57,333 - At four million five. - You get in there, girl. 698 00:40:57,416 --> 00:41:01,291 Five million in the front. With you, madam. At five million five. 699 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,791 Any advance? 700 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,625 £6,000,000. 701 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:05,916 £6,000,000. 702 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,958 Six million. 703 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,333 Temperature's rising, Susan. 704 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,500 I know exactly what's happening to the temperature. 705 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:13,958 Seven million. With you, madam, at seven million. 706 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,083 This is your show. I'm happy to back you. 707 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,125 - Thank you. - £9,000,000 now. 708 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,250 I hope you're not just indulging your competitive spirit here. 709 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,333 Nine million. With you, madam, at nine. 710 00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:25,125 - Ten million, sir. - For fuck's sake! 711 00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:27,416 At ten million. Back with you, madam, at ten. 712 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,250 - You're under the spell, Susie. - 11 million. Thank you. 713 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,875 You're not helping. 714 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,458 £11,000,000 is the bid. 715 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:40,416 £12,000,000. Thank you. £12,000,000 we have. 716 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,541 At £12,000.000. 717 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,125 Do I hear 13? 718 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:46,000 £13,000.000. Thank you. 719 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:48,083 With you at 13 million. Against you, sir. 720 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,875 - Here we go. - 13 million is the bid. 721 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:52,750 With you, madam, at 13. Do I hear 14? 722 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:54,750 Dad, it's already at 13. 723 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,208 Well, I need you to buy that picture. 724 00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,958 We need the Italians on board. 725 00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:01,583 And if it's a masterpiece they want, then get it. 726 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:04,958 - £14,000,000? 14 million. - It was supposed to cost six. 727 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,458 I don't even know why we're having this conversation. 728 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,333 The Bannik said buy it. 729 00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:11,333 - Christ! - Dad, it's now at 14. 730 00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:13,083 - Susie. - I'm just trying to relax. 731 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,625 Now I'm all stressed out. 732 00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:16,333 Buy the fucking picture! 733 00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:19,000 - It's on 14 million. - Cunts! 734 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:21,041 - I thought it was six. - We're getting the picture. 735 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,791 15 million. Thank you. 736 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:25,541 - At 15 million. Any advance on-- - Fifteen five. 737 00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:29,541 - 15,500,000. Thank you, sir. - Susie, don't take the bait. 738 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:30,791 With you. 739 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:32,708 - Do I hear 16? - Susan. 740 00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:36,166 It's going once. 741 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:38,291 It's going twice. 742 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,333 Susan. 743 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:45,125 £16,000,000 for the Botticelli. 744 00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:46,750 Sixteen five, sir? 745 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:50,416 Fair warning now. At £16,000.000. 746 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:55,041 Sold at 16 million to the lady. Thank you very much, madam. 747 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,291 Well, that went well. 748 00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:01,250 I know it's a big ask, but I need you to not be such a cunt about it right now. 749 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,208 Eddie. Good news? 750 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:12,250 We got the painting as agreed. We want to give it to Marco in person. 751 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,791 Marco is a busy guy. 752 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:17,250 It's just like trying to get a meeting with the pope. 753 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:22,958 Cico, we just spent £16,000,000 on a painting that should have cost six. 754 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:24,333 Get us the fucking meeting. 755 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:26,333 Yep, right. Okay, okay, okay. 756 00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:28,708 I'll talk to him, okay? I'll come back to you. 757 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:30,291 Yeah, make sure it happens. 758 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,541 - Susie! - Fuck! 759 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:38,791 Oh, my son Tim was a bosun's mate He could blow the whistle… 760 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,125 Jack! Painting! 761 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,250 Fuck me! 762 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,458 Jack, get in the fucking car! 763 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:45,666 - Fuck! - Get in! 764 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:48,291 With your too-ri-ra 765 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,458 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum… 766 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,083 Fuck off! 767 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,458 Go, go, go! Fuck! 768 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:58,250 Oh, were you drunk or were you blind… 769 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,416 Put your earpiece in, Jack. 770 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,875 …two fine legs behind? 771 00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,750 Ochone, mavrone But you were a silly youth… 772 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:07,416 We can't afford to lose that bloody picture, Geoffrey. 773 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,916 With your too-ri-ra 774 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,166 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum… 775 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,750 Take the south stairs, see if you can steal a yard on 'em. 776 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,041 Buchanan Street. 777 00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:20,458 They're heading for Buchanan Street. Take a right, see if we can cut 'em off. 778 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:27,333 I was neither drunk nor neither blind When I left my two fine legs behind… 779 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,416 Fuck off! 780 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,125 Sharp left, Eddie. 781 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,583 One down! 782 00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:40,625 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum… 783 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,416 Take a left. Cut down Lower Robert Street. 784 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:49,375 Hurry up, Jack. 785 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,583 There's a rat run coming up on your right. Might be able to cut 'em off. 786 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:56,041 Now I'll cross the raging main 787 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:59,166 To Napoleon Bonaparte And the Queen of Spain… 788 00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:03,208 Two down, two to go. 789 00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:05,125 They took away the legs Of a child of mine 790 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,416 With a too-ri-ra 791 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,916 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum… 792 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,541 Got every one, except the one with the fucking painting! 793 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,916 Over here! 794 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,833 You've got ten seconds to give me a name I'm happy with. 795 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,458 Or what? 796 00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:30,458 What you gonna do? Suck my dick, you posh cunt. 797 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:34,666 Wait, what you… Fuck you! 798 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:38,541 Yeah. You suck my dick, you cheeky cunt. 799 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:42,916 Tell you what, why don't you write down a name we're all happy with, 800 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,708 and no one has to suck anyone's dick? 801 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:00,791 Spelling's atrocious. Is that a P or a B? 802 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,500 - B… - I'm guessing it's… 803 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:04,791 Robert Brooks? 804 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:06,375 Excuse… Excuse me? 805 00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:07,708 Famous art dealer? 806 00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:10,750 - Uh, yes, that's me. - Can I have a word? 807 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,333 We know you hired a couple of hood rats to steal the painting. 808 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:19,708 I'm an art dealer. I'm not a super villain. 809 00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:21,333 What I don't understand is, 810 00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:23,458 if you were planning on stealing the picture, 811 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,166 why bother pushing the price up? 812 00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:28,041 I swear to you, I wasn't pushing the price up. 813 00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:30,000 I was working on behalf of a certified buyer. 814 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,333 - All right, sis? - Jack. 815 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:36,375 Who's he? 816 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,541 I said who's he? 817 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,666 Can I have a word? 818 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:56,958 - What the fuck is he doing here? - Don't blame me. 819 00:46:57,041 --> 00:47:01,000 It was the Duke that asked for him. Anyway, you wanted a result, didn't you? 820 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:04,000 I wanted results. I didn't want a mangled corpse. 821 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:07,041 Last time that man punched someone in the liver, they died. 822 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:09,541 You want me to introduce him to Organ John? 823 00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:11,958 We're just discussing it, darling. 824 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,750 Would you like to meet Organ John? 825 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:19,625 I don't know. Who's Organ John? 826 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,500 Organ John is Organ John. 827 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:26,333 You see, John likes to refer to himself in the third person, 828 00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:29,750 and I'll let you do the math as to why we call him Organ John. 829 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:32,083 In short, John is good at getting results. 830 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:33,458 Who the fuck is Organ John? 831 00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:38,416 I'm gonna be straight with you. 832 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:42,625 John's more of a terminal solution to a temporary problem. 833 00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:48,250 One shot from him, and you'll be drowning. But from the inside. 834 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:51,833 Which will give us plenty of time to get the information from you that we need. 835 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,541 No one likes to see someone leave this world 836 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,000 in such an inelegant fashion. 837 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,041 Fuck it! Fuck it, fuck it! 838 00:48:04,666 --> 00:48:08,583 It wasn't my idea. I just… I was just doing a favor for a friend. 839 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:10,833 And who would that friend be, Robert? 840 00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:14,750 What's his name? 841 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,416 Oh. Flash Italian. 842 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,125 Goes by the name of Gino de Bambi. 843 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:29,208 By any wild stretch of the imagination, this wouldn't be Gino de Bambi, would it? 844 00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:32,375 Yeah, that's him. That's him. Gino de Bambi. 845 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,208 Hello? 846 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:34,000 {\an8}Mm. When in Lake Maggiore… 847 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,125 - Quite the view. - Mm. 848 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:42,208 Don't wanna mix business with pleasure, captain. 849 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,041 Oh, no. I was simply admiring the panorama. 850 00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:47,791 No, you were picturing what it would be like 851 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:50,541 to have breakfast here after a night of passion with the countessa. 852 00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,500 Tell me, what do you like? Fleur de Mer? 853 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:57,833 Matching set? Dark red? 854 00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,500 Or maybe cream and white? 855 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,291 Actually, I was thinking something more ambitious. 856 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,750 La Perla. Black. Peignoir. 857 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,708 Classical silk. Diaphanous in presentation. 858 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:12,666 - Certainly very specific, Edward. - Well, I have a particular palate, Susan. 859 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,791 How do you ensure that palate is fulfilled? 860 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,208 Well, I'm a captain. 861 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,750 I'm used to giving orders. 862 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:23,208 I bet she'll be receptive and prepared to follow those orders. 863 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:27,375 Incoming, Your Grace. 864 00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:30,916 Eddie. 865 00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,250 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. Susie. 866 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,708 I'm apologizing for my timekeeping. 867 00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:41,208 But I trust, um… my staff looked after you? 868 00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:43,875 They looked after us very well. Thank you, Cico. 869 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,083 Where is your glamorous girlfriend, Bella? 870 00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:50,875 Ah, tonight she's in Monte Carlo. Tomorrow she's gonna fly to Paris. 871 00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:53,000 You know, the hostess who's never home. 872 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:56,333 And where, may we ask, is, uh, Mr. Moretti? 873 00:50:57,416 --> 00:51:00,041 You know, Eddie, he's not gonna make it. 874 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:02,583 - Just like my girlfriend, he's also busy. - Ah. 875 00:51:02,666 --> 00:51:05,166 Wasn't the most straightforward of operations. 876 00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,833 There's the fruits of our labor. 877 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:09,958 It's going to be money well spent, trust me. Marco's gonna love it. 878 00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:13,125 Only last night he told me how much he loves that Botticelli. 879 00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:16,708 He'd heard about the sale and regrets he didn't buy it. 880 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:21,083 Good. Just a shame that he can't be here himself. 881 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,000 I know. 882 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,208 But, um, Eddie, my friend, look. 883 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:29,708 If you want, you can always leave the picture here. 884 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,375 I'll make sure he gets your elegant gift. 885 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,500 I think we'd rather give it to Marco ourselves. 886 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:35,208 Since we've paid so much. 887 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:38,000 Well, he's a busy man. 888 00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:42,166 You know, I know how to use the right words with him. 889 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,458 Choose the right moment. 890 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:47,666 And his legs will open like the parting of the Red Sea. 891 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,791 You never invited him here in the first place, did you, Cico? 892 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:56,041 Or do you prefer to be called Gino de Bambi? 893 00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:05,500 I, uh… I… I'm so sorry, but is there a problem here or something? 894 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:07,458 Yes, there is a problem. 895 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,791 We know the picture's yours. 896 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,500 We know the price was artificially inflated on your side. 897 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:15,291 And that you hired kids to try and nick it once we'd bought it 898 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:18,083 so we'd never get the chance to give it to Marco ourselves. 899 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:22,541 Fortunately, your subcontractors ended up being as unreliable as you are. 900 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:26,500 They did that because the entire enterprise is invention. 901 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:31,166 So, where would you like to go from here, Cico? 902 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,375 Okay. 903 00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:44,833 You think you can tell me what to do? 904 00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:46,750 A couple of salad sellers? 905 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,708 You wanna take me on? 906 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,791 You wanna take the fucking Mafia on? 907 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:55,291 Why don't we ask Marco what exactly you do for the Mafia? 908 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,583 And how are we going to do that, Eddie? 909 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,291 Well, we're gonna ask him ourselves. 910 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:03,875 I think that's him right now, isn't it? 911 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,416 - Believe so. - Mm. 912 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:11,708 You see, because you didn't call him, we did. And we brought him up to speed. 913 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:15,416 And you're right. He's very excited about the painting. 914 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:18,083 First he'd heard of it, apparently. 915 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:22,583 Fuck. 916 00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:39,666 Quiet. Be quiet now. Uh, the grown-ups are talking now. 917 00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:51,250 Eddie, nice to meet you. Thank you for your call. 918 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,291 I'm sorry we are meeting like this. 919 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:57,708 How should we resolve this situation? 920 00:53:57,791 --> 00:53:58,958 Mr. Moretti, 921 00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:01,833 this is your country, your rules. 922 00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:06,166 And I'm confident that you are best placed to decide the appropriate outcome. 923 00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:10,666 But in my experience, uh, 924 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:15,000 kindness is always mistaken for weakness. 925 00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:20,041 Cico, you are a snake. 926 00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:23,416 Pretty to look at. Dirty to touch. 927 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,250 It hurts me because it will hurt my goddaughter. 928 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,041 And I think you don't know where is your place in the food chain. 929 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:32,833 So, 930 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,375 I will show you. 931 00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:58,583 Cico was always a… a messy guy. 932 00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:01,541 Maybe this is the fitting end for him. 933 00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:06,083 So moving forward, we could, uh, come to an understanding. 934 00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:08,791 - You appreciate that, don't you? - Of course. 935 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,250 This operation you have set up 936 00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:16,750 within the grounds of my goddaughter's estate, eh, 937 00:55:16,833 --> 00:55:19,458 if I well understand, there are others like it? 938 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,125 Well, as it happens, 939 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:24,666 we are keen to set up further operations in the south, 940 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:30,166 in the fullness of time, with someone that we, uh, could rely upon. 941 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:33,416 Oof. We could help a lot in the south. 942 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:38,708 How about five million a month for your protection and support? 943 00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:49,416 Thank you. 944 00:55:58,083 --> 00:55:59,125 Enzo! 945 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,208 Fifteen. 946 00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:16,458 Seven and a half. 947 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,416 Ten. 948 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,375 Can he be trusted? 949 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:51,208 I look forward to doing business. 950 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:53,666 Can the Duke be trusted? 951 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,083 Enzo! 952 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,083 Right.